Me: (looking at the laptop)
Scott: What are you watching?
Me: I'm being bad.
Scott: Are you watching Castle without me?
Me: No- worse.
Scott: The Bachelorette?
Me: So much worse!
Scott: The Real Housewives of New Jersey?!
Me: So, so much worse!
Scott: ... are you looking at porn?
Me: Kind of (shows the following to Scott):
Scott: That's bad.