It's the invited dress rehearsal, and I'm sitting in my pregnant costume with the two kids that play my children, and a witch in an overwhelming yarn wig. We played a game called "Novel" and this is what we came up with:
101 Page Dictionary
A Journal of Diagnostic Discoveries
Once upon a time there was a violet fairy madien who lived on a brown knoll. She was looking for a hidden treasure... This river is flowing too fast!
By S. Niste Owst
Reviews: "This action comedy brought merriment to new heights!"
-Comment by Macbeth
The Wormy Princess
Best Dictionary Ever
Julie was dead. There was nothing I could do about it, and there's nothing I can do about it now. I shouldn't have lived. Not after Julie had-
"Well, well, well," said the munchkins, "why have you hidden the golden saddle?"
By William Shakespeare
Reviews: While the grammar and imagery was stunning, the child-like ideology was lacking"
-Comment by Rufus Monheimer
Tales of Sprinkle Town
The Long Journey Into the Green Lagoon
The frog was sitting on the riverbank and croaked: "protected me from that bear."
By T.N. Ropenskipper
Reviews: "This book is horrible!"
-Comment by Joyce L. Smith of Deseret News
... And THAT'S what we do backstage.