Overheard at the Chapman House

Me: (looking at the laptop)

Scott: What are you watching?

Me: I'm being bad.

Scott: Are you watching Castle without me?

Me: No- worse. 

Scott: The Bachelorette?

Me: So much worse!

Scott: The Real Housewives of New Jersey?!

Me: So, so much worse!

Scott: ... are you looking at porn?

Me: Kind of (shows the following to Scott): 

Scott: That's bad.